Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Wii = Vii = Wii? My brain's getting a little confused.

Ever thought of getting a Wii? Ever get frustrated because your friend owns a Wii and you keep losing to him in Wii sports? Too poor to get a Wii? Fret not! Cause there's a cheaper version of the Wii available in the market, and it's name is : "Vii". Seriously, they should try to be more original.

The Vii is modeled to be a look-alike of the Wii, even using the motion-sensing technology that the Wii uses. Looks-wise, it looks almost like the Wii. Hell, even the developers of the Wii might mistake the Wii as a Vii. With the exception of the games, the playing style of a Wii and Vii is quite similar, which involves the flailing of the arms about. 

To prove my point that the Wii looks a Vii, I've decided to add some pictures to prove my point. First, this is how the Wii looks like : 

The Wii is on the left, while the Vii is on the right. Picture courtesy of cn.engadget.com.

To show that the Vii has the same functions as the Wii, I've included the commercials for both the Wii and the Vii.


The commercial for the Wii, quite interesting, I must say.

For the Vii :


To be honest, the subtitles in the video are pretty inaccurate. To help those people who don't understand english to understand what the commercial is talking about, I've provided my own translations, though they might be inaccurate.

0.11 - 0.14 : The Vii is officially on sale today!
0.18 - 0.25 : You did not make a mistake, the internationally acclaimed Vii is an excellent interactive indoor console!
0.26 - 0.33 : With the Vii, you can play baseball, fishing, darts, with a total of twelve games preinstalled in the Vii!
0.34 - 0.38 : You are not limited by the weather, the time and the amount of space!
0.39 - 0.44 : With the Vii having so much sports games, even Singapore Olympic vice-chairman James loves this product to bits and pieces.
0.45 - 0.51 : To encourage your child to exercise from young, it is the best gift a parent can give their child.
0.52 - 1.02 : The Vii can help train your child to have a strong body, without having to spend so much money to let your child learn different sports, saving both of your space and money.
1.03 - 1.10 : There are about 12 games compressed in this small Vii.
1.11 - 1.27 : It has real-life graphics, no delays from interaction, realistic sound effects and the appropriate vibration will let you feel the realism of the Vii.
1.28 - 1.34 : Testimonies from the kids : Kid 1 - It's really interesting!
                                                                       Kid 2 - It's really fun!
                                                                       Kid 3 - I like the fishing game, it's like it's real!
                                                                       Kid 4 - I'm very tired, it's no different from exercising.
1.35 - 1.43 : With the Vii, you can play baseball, fishing, darts, with a total of twelve games preinstalled in the Vii!
1.44 - 1.51 : The chinese interface gurantees that the whole family knows how to use this console. With a 45 minute curfew, you're guranteed to protect your child's eyesight and over-exercising.
1.52 - 1.53 : There are 3 colours for you to choose.
1.54 - 2.00 : Along with the console, it includes 12 preinstalled games, the Vii-mote paper and an exercising guide.
I'm not translating what the kid says, and the text in the video says that the footage which is shown from 2.02 - 2.30 is unedited.
2.31 - 2.35 : The Vii is like me, guranteed with a gold medal.
2.35 - 3.07 : How long have you not been spending time with your family? Do you know how lonely your parents are, being cooped up at home? The Vii will express your love to your family, which will continue to bridge your relationship with your family, and let your parents find the meaning happiness, with your whole family happy. With the Vii, you can play baseball, fishing, darts, with a total of twelve games preinstalled in the Vii! The chinese interface gurantees that the whole family knows how to use this console. With a 45 minute curfew, you're guranteed to protect your child's eyesight and over-exercising.
3.08 - 3.12 : With the safety strap, the Vii will definitely be a favourite in your family.
3.13 - 3.19 : With the Vii, you can play baseball, fishing, darts, with a total of twelve games preinstalled in the Vii!
3.20 - 3.26 : The kids, the old folk, can find their favourite sport with the Vii!
3.27 - 3.33 : Even Singapore's Olympic vice-chairman James and his family is a fan of the Vii!
3.35 - 3.53 : It has real-life graphics, no delays from interaction, realistic sound effects and the appropriate vibration will let you feel the realism of the Vii. The Vii is the source of happiness for the family.
3.54 - 4.02 : Since the Vii went on sale, it has garnered positive comments all over the net. To understand more on the Vii, please visit letvgo.com

The translations are pretty shoddy, but I think it'll do the job. So what do you think? Wii for you? Or Vii for you. Remember, even Singapore's Olympic vice-chairman James is using it!

For people who are interested, this is how the inside of a Wii looks like :

And this is how the inside of a Vii looks like :

More chinese! 
0.11 - 0.22 : Dear readers, you are now looking at the same thing as us. This is the last screw, and we can immediately find out what the inside of the Vii really looks like.
0.22 - 0.28 : It must be scary. We have many different versions, and I predict that the inside should be full of air. Then, Jie-Er, what do you think?
0.28 - 0.35 : It's secretive. Is it secretive? *Laughs* I guess it's cotton, and I think cotton should be heavier than this. 
0.35 - 0.39 : I don't care, we are gonna find out soon. Come on.
0.42 - 0.51 : I have a feeling that we won't be able to piece it back together. Don't worry, for it is a Vii.. It's coming, it's coming, we are going to find out immediately about how the inside of a Vii looks like! 
0.54 - 1.06 : This is too shocking! This is too surprising, Jack. Why don't they make it smaller? Which also means we can also make another set this small. 
1.07 - 1.15 : I think what they are trying to do is that is to model it to look like the Wii as a selling point. Otherwise.. For what purpose? It's too powerful..
1.17 - 2.14: Are there any professionals who can explain this to us? Ok. Take this to Jouston so he can explain. At least we cleared some things here : 1. The ports are real. We don't know what it's for , but it's definitely real.
                                                                                               2. They added a metal plate, with fear that the Vii might not be heavy enough to give it weight. 
And I see, I think this is the power source, it's simply just something that looks like a power source. They purportedly left 4 connecting points, but in actual fact, they only used 2 of it. With 2 not in use. Next up is the transmission line, which has three lines out from it, but it is only left with 2. Is this correct? What do you think? I don't think I know. 
2.15 - 2.21 : Are there any readers who can help us answer this question? It's just like this, no more! 
2.30 - 2.39 : I really don't know what to say anymore. I feel our next step should be, you know what, we can make a small home for it, then we can play.. Give this to Jouston. Good idea.

I pity the guy named Jouston, and I'd say the Chinese took nanotechnology to a new level.

2 comments:

newmediascapes said...

How many times did you watch the videos?

Unwilling person said...

I think.. around 7 - 8 times, excluding rewinds. Had to take notes.